This time next week I’ll have purple dip dye whoop
Dying it today yooo
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Or when the English invaded Scotland and had their armies fought off by a few hundred Scotsmen in two major battles.